Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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