k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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