i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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