Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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