can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize