Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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