I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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