After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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