So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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