"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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