i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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