And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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