I cockslap morals
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
someone owes me an orgasm
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
