I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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