Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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