having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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