Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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