Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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