You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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