Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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