Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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