she was so not down for the gang bang
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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