do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Girls should come with a carfax report
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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