we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
are you so shy because you have an std?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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