it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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