Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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