He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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