Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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