im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?