4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?