WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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