Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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