just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We named our party play list daddy issues
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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