I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The uberlube is also flammable
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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