How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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