Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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