They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize