Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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