Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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