Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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