Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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