You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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