he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Help. Why am I so naked?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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