We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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