so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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