oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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