Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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