its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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