on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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