you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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