Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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