On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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