Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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