I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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