C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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