We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she peed on how many people?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
