also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We have started to decorate penises.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
try to milk me bitch
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