They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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