I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
