im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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