I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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